Just For Fun

Now Just for some fun I am reminded by my mates overseas that we have a bit of a different spin on things when we speak.
I do use slang a little when I speak but rarely when I write, sooooooo I thought it would be interesting to see if anyone gets this, Gypsy you will know the answers so be fair and let the others try and figure it out but I am sure you'll get a giggle.

I thought there are so many memes and quizes out there I thought I would put a new spin on things, this is open to everyone and lets see how good your aussie slang is.

Let me know in my comments when you've had a crack at it.

And dont bother usin speel check cause itl be screwed with outa doubt, ya may as well b pissin in the wind for all the good itl do ya. lol

Answer or explain the questions and I will post explanations in a few days.

1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term "died in the arse"?

2. What is a bloody little beauty??

3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?

4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a Bex and a bit of a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo."

5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?

6. Complete the following sentences:

a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ?

b) You're going home in the back of a ?

c) Fair crack of the ?

7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. (what does this mean)

8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?

9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Wally and does he have a wife called Cheryl?

10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming?

11. What are the ingredients in a rissole?

12. Describe the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.

13. In any two-hour period have you ever crashed someones joint eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?

14. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?

15. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?

16. Do you own or have you ever owned a tinnie, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?

18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"?

19. Who would you like to crack on to?

20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?

21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?

22. What does sinkin piss at a mates joint and getten para mean?

23. Have you ever gone to the corner store for a dogs eye got pulled up by a bottle stooper because you were drivin unco so u got slapped with a green back fine due in 45 days?

24. Have you ever had a yak with an old codger while diggin a pit for the thunder box?

25. Have you ever been to dinner with someone in some flash joint who's pretty good on the fang then realised after u left you've saved some for ron all down the front of your flannie.

26. You go to the races and ya think ur on a sure thing, but ya nag runs like a hairy goat, probably a ring in and u loose all ya dosh so u bum a rodie before u hit the frog and toe drownin your sorrows at the local. When ya finally get home the missus is pissed and you go a few rounds in the kitchen before she kicks ur sorry bum to the curb. (explain his day)

27.Is this Fair? Fair dinkum you get up for a cooked brekkie Sunday mornin at sparrow fart expecting some soft bum nuts and damper but instead by the time the missus finishes fart arsen around its beer o'clock so u crack a darky as an excuse and just go to the local with the boys for a floater and a whinge instead. (what happened?)

Have Fun !!!!!!!